Don't Even Try It Punk!

We seem to be entering the terrible two's very early. Maybe it is actually linked to head circumference.... His head is the size of a 2 year old.... He has started a new back arching move, and has somehow developed the ability to increase the earth's gravitational pull on his body so he can suddenly weigh 3 times his normal weight! He is also getting very good at going from zero to pissed in nanoseconds, and then pissed to giddy just as fast. We are dealing with a whole new round of hitting as well. I love him, but there are moments I am slightly less crazy about him!

Mother, Can You Spare a Dime?

William and I cleaned out the car today, and while I was busy he found the coin cup! I finally realized what he was doing and pulled 31 cents from his mouth. I then realized he might have swallowed some coins. I took him upstairs and Googled "My baby swallowed a coin". This is actually a very common thing! The trusty old Internet told me I should call his Dr, so I did. She sent us to the Radiologist to get a "Kiddiograph". That's basically a mouth to bottom x-ray. I called Jason and he came with us, thank goodness! We both had to hold him down and he drank his bottle while it happened. They gave us results right away, and it was CLEAR! WhooHoo! Needless to say, William will not be playing around coins again until he stops putting everything in his mouth!

Isolation?

The Swine Flu outbreak is much more prevalent here on the East coast. If you were me would you keep William home more? I usually take him to the park, Barnes and Noble and the Baby Gym every week. Would you still do it? He still puts so much stuff in his mouth and chews his fingers a lot.... What do you think?

Hair Cuttin' Time!

What do you think you are gonna do with those scissors?

A hair raising experience!

The "mod" look...

The "Banker" look.

How Sweet! Baby's First Expletive....

Yesterday morning as I was getting ready I spilled a container and said very clearly "Oh S**T!" Dear little William was playing at my feet and he surprisingly clearly repeated it! It was of course with his gibberish accent, but it was unmistakably clear! I called to Jason "I think he just said "Oh S**t!" and Jason said "I thought that's what he said!" Oh Dear! So there is now an immediate ban on swearing around here. We will have to dust off the "swears" of our youth. "Shoot","Dingit'', and "Fudge" will have to do for now!

Picking Up Daddy...

There are over 250 Deer on the NIST campus. They were all afraid of Pudd.

I don't see dancing in this kids future!

Zoo Day!

Today Will and I took advantage of the gorgeous weather and went to the zoo. We spent lots of time at the giant pizza climber area and the petting farm. Will walked all over today and was pretty much wasted by the end of it! He went to sleep as soon as we hit the car. I bought a membership today so we can go as often as we want and the parking will be free.